
The agony of defeat has ignited my previous dormant artistic side. Here is my ode to the Raiders and the debacle that they are passing off as pro-football. Please win this weekend Raiders, please!
They have hit an all time low
fumbling and bumbling causing me pain.
If they will progress, I do not know.
At the beginning of their record stands an O!
An entire off-season in vain.
They have hit an all time low.
The coach says that this is—oh
shut up! Please you sound so lame.
If they will progress, I do not know.
If there was hard work, it does not show.
There is more than one to blame.
They have hit an all time low
The play caller seems to blow
from a wilderness retreat he came.
If they will progress, I do not know.
Curse words out of my mouth do flow
for my season you did maim.
They have hit an all time low.
If they will progress, I do not know.